She's Got Legs ... And She Knows How To Use Them!

This reminds me of that old joke about the millipede playing for the Insect XI in the Insect World Cup. The Insect's were losing 10-0 at half time, when the millipede came on the second half and scored 14 goals - final score 14-11 to the Insects.
The TV commentator asked the captain why the millipede wasn't playing in the first half, as he was amazing for the time he was on the pitch ... Ahh, said the captain, he was still putting his shoes on ...

The old ones are still ... the old ones ... ;o)