Hypo

I was well under par this morning. It started as soon as I woke up as my watch was showing a different time to the clock and being half-asleep I couldn't work out why.

Then I got in the shower only to realise the shower gel was empty.

I then set off for work without my bag, pen or  my i.d. card which is essential for gaining entry  into the office.

The only pen I could find in my pocket was this syringe pen. It caused quite a stir in the office. I bought it at the Wellcome museum in London.

The sticking plaster is actually a post-it note!