Random Andom

By RandomAndom

Presents For Ivano

While away I bought Ivano a couple of presents, it's a tradition we've fallen into, whenever one of us is away, the travellers buys the other person a present.
I bought Ivano an espresso cup with a spoon attached and a phallic shaped bottle opener. He seems to like both.

The only reason I noticed the phallic shaped bottle opener while on holiday is while we were in a souvenir shop, a young girl pointed to them and shouted,

"Look Mummy! Chicken legs!"

I may never eat KFC again.

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