Barker.

My cat. He vomits regularly, miaows incessantly and generally annoys me at his convenience.
He would, however, do a better job than 99% of all television presenters that 'grace' our lives these days.
That nitwit, Sue Barker, is back for the Wimbledon fortnight (although it feels like a decade). Oh, goody.
Anyone want to buy a telly?