LEA seating

First day back at work today:
By 8.47 a parent had rung the school and complained about the fact that I took the piss out of his son
By 9.25 I lost all of the keys to the Art Dept
By lunch I had made another teacher cry (because she got blamed for the slagging kid incident)
By 2.15 I had been told to 'F off' more times that I dare to count
By 2.20 I had to ring emergency rota who come and whisk the naughty kids away- except Mr Politically correct turned up and told me that the lad in question 'had issues with female members of staff' and promptly did nothing about the situation
By 3.20 I had Jonny Ball's autograph for Lee.
HOW COOL IS THAT!