How Many Hair Cut Places Does It Take..

First I went to my usual place, which is normally always empty, and found that there was a 40 minute wait. 

Then I went to the Fantastic Sams across the street to find it deserted but the one employee told me they did not accept credit cards.

Then I went to Costco...well to get gas.

Then I went to a nearby shop which told me to scram because they only accepted reservations.

Finally I went back to the first place and waited to get my haircut.