Norwich 1 Leicester 2, Carrow Road

Sitting low in the River End, we were well placed to see Jamie Vardy perfect a Tom Daley perfect 10 to con the young rookie ref Clatteringburg into pointing excitedly at the spot, delighted to shine in the spotlight of controversy. The net bulged decisively and we shrank to the back of our little canary cage, waiting to catch the next bus back to the Championship.