This is the face....

Of a boy that poos on our cream carpet when we left him for 2 hours for tea.

The wee stretching the length of the kitchen I shall forgive, on account of a small overdose issue I had with his steroids this morn (accidentally gave 4 times the dose but he's fine, epic parenting fail) However, a poo on the rug (Terraldinho then stood in it) and the one on the carpet, NO!