Tut, tut.

This is my bulldog with a monocle. He looks at me with disapproval on a daily basis, and today he definitely has good reason. Not only have I wasted two entire days procrastinating beyond even my own usual prize-winning standards, but also recently I've repeatedly forgotten to turn up to numerous events and meetings arranged with my friends, the most recent being last night, which I just found out about this evening. Time to screw my head back on.

I feel thoroughly reprimanded, and will now go to bed with a cup of camomile tea, ready to get up painfully early tomorrow to make up for two lost days.