Red October Hunted Down
I was up early this morning and that after sleeping relatively well. The plan was t get to the supermarket early and grab some sausages for breakfast. And so there I was in the supermarket at 7:30 with a basket of breakfasty things. And in front of me in the queue were a couple who made me very, very curious.
As I said, it was 7:30.
The couple had come to buy an aubergine and nothing else.
What was so urgent, that they both had to come to the supermarket to buy 1 aubergine?
What's that all about?
I'm aware I'm slightly odd but even in the glorious travesty of my oddness I've never woken up and said "I need an Aubergine. And I need it now. Quick, get dressed, the future of our relationship depends on getting that aubergine."
There's probably a really good reason for it.
Maybe they had an aubergine at home but it was lonely and had been keeping them awake by singing sad songs.
Or something like that.
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