Piece of crap

In fact a whole, steaming pile of crap

http://youtu.be/Ovum-GjYWKQ

Manure, dung, kich, call it what you will.
This is a pile of it in a field in the last of the day's sun.
A few hundred yards further down the road, the fog descended and it stayed all the way into the city.


Speaking of crap.
http://youtu.be/jJ0SVvjxx6U
On a cruise liner in the Caribbean.
He was famous , apparently, for appearing in a TV advert in the states.