Tsk...............

Boys what on earth are you doing you little furry twonks ?

Dave was thirsty so I thought I'd give him some water said Dave.

That's not water Dave - that's Vodka!!!!!  If Dave drinks all that he'll end up rat-arsed and legless!

Oh! said Dave - I like my legs and arse just as they are I'd better get some milk.

How come you don't have a rat's-arse and no legs mum?  

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