Who? Me?

Oh, I am a naughty dog,
naughty dog,
naughty dog!
Oh, I am a naughty dog........

At least that's what SHE says, but I've got this new system.  I bark at next doors, and SHE comes and tells me NO BARKING.  So naturally, I stop, and she turns round and goes back up the steps.

You know what's coming don't you!!

When she gets to the very top step, and is about to go into the house, I start barking again.

Then she has to carefully come back down the steps, says NO BARKING, and so I stop.

And so it goes.

But then SHE got VERY fed-up with that game, and hauled me inside.

So unfair.