Snack Stealer.

Was a lovely day, hair done (red), all children a pleasure and then I took a call....

Mum was involved in a huge crash on the M11. A lorry swerved into her when she was overtaking in the middle lane and sent her little Clio spinning across into the central reservation, bouncing and then ending up back on the hard shoulder. What stupid is that she is totally unscathed. Fucking amazing. Even the traffic cops said she should be dead. She climbed out of the passenger door.

Reality check. The woman has 9 lives.