Do you bring me news from Terry Pratchett?

Context

I read two separate articles today that inspired a money making scheme in the run up to Xmas. One was a Facebook post encouraging people to buy gifts from local shops, manufacturers, craftsmen, entrepreneurs etc. and the other was a news article about a beauty blogger who credits her soft skin to a daily sperm facial. I kid you not. Anyway, you can see where I'm going with this but I just wonder if I could cope with the volume and if not, whether I would struggle to find employees willing to join my little start up venture.

Merry Xmas everyone. Bet I'm the first to say that to you :-)