Painted :

nails and walls.

Thanks Mama for my annual pedicure; "I bet it won't last the day" she says. And with a day of clambering around on rocks trying to do a fine job painting the house, I sure did scuff them up some. Got myself a Fasting* n all, had to engineer some self-surgery on that painty hand O mine, twisting that little spider right on outta there.

*= Fasting; teeny little spiders that live in long forgotten grasses of Scandinavia. When coming into contact with flesh, they'll latch themselves upon ya and work their cheeky way in through your skin and into your blood stream. If you're real unlucky, could get you a case of terminable paralysis.