Straight Home

A storm's a comin' .... I hope the various resilience committees from the multitudinous levels of the governance of our poor toun are hastily recalling members from wherever they're sitting on their lardy arses. There, to stare at the isobars. And rehearse lines to be taken in the case that there might thrillingly be just a bit of media exposure. Members of the public advised to pick up a bottle and stay home behind closed doors and await further instructions. That's what I'd advise.
And then blip went down...