Little Red Percy of Caerbannog

They look insanely tiny and ridiculously cute (that sunflower seed is the size of their paws!)- but good lord, they are SO LOUD and obnoxious and rude and mean. 
Plus, they are living in our garage and scream at me whenever I go in there. 

Me: "I CAN HEAR YOU!"
Red Percys: "WE DON'T CARE!"

Then I try to lecture them about privacy and boundaries. Strong language. Harsh words.
 


I'm sure I can hear them laughing at me behind my back, but so far they haven't actually tried to sink their blood-thirsty teeth into me, so I'll take it.*