Gastropod Warning

Right you little molluscan pest - go back to where you and your gastropedal pals hang out and give them this warning:

You so much as leave a hint of slime within a foot of the Jnrs' sunflowers I'm putting out on Saturday, and I will be down to the Co-op for some Quaker's oats and Googling Heston Blumenthal quicker than you can say calcareous epiphragm.

Now escargot home arseface

(anatomically-based insult for any Zoology fans)