Dame Edna, eat your heart out......

......I was riding shotgun for my Ma at the opticians this morning (pre-referral to the RVI for possible cataract harvesting in the new year) She 'behaved' until I refused to buy her a lollipop on the way home.....y'know, you can't take her anywhere......well, you can, but (as we say around here) you definitely couldn't leave her;-)