Large eyed moose and Swedish ginger snaps

Including the majestik møøse 
A Møøse once bit my sister... 
No realli! 
She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... 
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. 
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti... 
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. 
Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA 
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT 
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III 
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME 
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG 
Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER 
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN 
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER 
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER