Lab Coat!!!

We had a meeting of the directors of the caravan park this morning. Lily decided to join us. ( She lives with one of the other directors)
We are unpaid but Lily insisted she was given some sort of payment.
We agreed that a Bonio (other dog biscuits are available) seemed suitable and she agreed.
I have to say that her contribution was minimal and the only thing she seemed interested in, was ensuring that there were enough trees for piddling against.
Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who is kept awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog!!!
P.S. I've just added a title. Thanks Cailleach for the great idea
P.P.S. And this should have been the link. Thanks to SwissRoll