Double entendre

I've been stripping all day!

The tired lino looked completely exhausted after it had been rolled and replaced several times during the boiler work. So we decided to sand the floorboards.

To pay for the sanding work I've been doing striptease for donations. I earnt £100.20. "Who only paid 20p to see you strip?" asked C. "All of them." I replied.

Thankyouverymuch.