Christmush

It's definitely on its way. I thought I'd search out an advent calendar to send off to the son. No luck in this funky little shop below the street. Well there were some but y'see I was after a chocolate one. And ok, they had some of those but they were all fairtrade. Not like, Cadbury or Lindt. Tsk. I'm a bad person - I should have bought one anyway. But instead I thought, that'll be gash chocolate. It'll taste like a cross between carob and plastic. How interesting, don't you think?
I blame the tram where I tap up my blippy text. It's packed this morning. I can hardly move my thumb. Carob! What about this Russian jet? Or the Dawkins tweet? So much to muse upon. Gotta go. Two stops!