They Cut My Claws

 
Dougal - They cut my claws this morning just when I had got them nice and sharp, now I have to do them all over again.
 
Me – Well you should not scratch at the new doors, but should ask nicely to go out.
 
Dougal – Well it is not fair, Florence has not had her claws cut and I had to have flea stuff on my neck again.
 
Me – Florence does not scratch at the doors so she does not need to have hers cut and she will be getting some more flea stuff when she comes in.
 
Dougal – Well you only got one picture of me as I jumped down when you pointed that thing at me; I hope you got my best side.

Me – Probably not, it is not as sharp as it should be, just like your claws!