Oh, what a mess!!!!!

WE (as in Ern and Me, HIM and HER and Ollie) have all been gardening today.  We is all buggered knackered, worn out.

PLUS I did get weeds in my tail - my beautiful tail which is all I have had left of Pomeranian-ness.  Or Pomeranianosity. 

HE grabbed me, and SHE got the kitchen scissors out - and they did cut my tail fur right down.  And she even missed a couple of bits of grass.

I am totally ruined - even those who thought yesterday that I was a celebrity - well, I'm a celebrity no longer. 

I'm just a small black dog with a very raggedy tail.

I'm not ME anymore.   (Oh, and the skip is full of stuff - I don't think they can get another blade of stuff in it).