Yesterday

Dylan: So, what was he so excited about yesterday?
Bandit: It was Black Friday
Dylan: And?
Bandit: Well, "he" thought you had to buy lots of black things!!
Dylan: What did he get?
Bandit: Black gloves
Dylan: Hmm!
Bandit: Black wellies.
Dylan: Figures
Bandit: Coal!!!!
Dylan: No doubt he downloaded this rather fine track!

The cushion was the dogs but the bunnies seem to have taken a liking to it so its in their bed now.