New Patent?

Elinor shared my cheese and tomato breakfast this morning. In the process she got some ground pepper rubbed into her upper lip and nose.
The immediate response to any pain is a demand for a "Bandaid". So we had to place a band aid on her upper lip. 
Given that she has a bit of a cold, we found that it served a useful purpose as a "snot-chatcher" as well.
I maybe onto something here.