I'm Very Sorry Sir...

"...But I don't have you down for a reservation. Another day perhaps?"

People stare. I leave with my lady friend, highly embarassed. But not before a young, debonair couple sweep in, everyone's eyes on them. Whispers all around the dining room...

"Ah, Mr and Mrs H! So good to see you Sir, Madam. We haven't had the pleasure for some time. Your table awaits. Perhaps Madam would care for me to take her coat?"