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By StuartDB

Overindulgence

First of all, a MASSIVE thank you for all the stars, hearts and comments yesterday.  Lovely of you all.




Well, my 2015 Blip celebrations went late on into the evening, with surprise party guests (Cheers Adele and Swifty) and one or two uninvited ones as well.  That Elton John bloke, nice enough fella but after we couldn't stop him singing bloody 'Crocodile Rock' over and over last year I said, "never again'; and he was sent packing.  Hell he's already got me singing "La, lalalala , laaaaa…..

Chased that young kid Nico wannabe racing driver, he just sat and sulked 'cos Lewis got the biggest chicken leg.   I mean who needs it, lighten up man.  Kuh Some people.

Anyway as part of the ongoing celebrations I celebrated with my pal down at Clem's Fish Shop in Spennymoor.  No pensioners specials today,  we both went for normal persons portions, yum yum.  I even got a middle slice rather than a tail end.  Real man food.  The waitress was quite tasty too.  Now if she'd played her cards right she could have been at my Blip5th Party.  She was just too pushy, thrusting herself on me like that.  And before my watershed.

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