Dear Disney....

Dear Disney
I can cope with a bit of schmaltz and saccharine sickliness, in very small doses, and in a film context involving dalmations, rabbits, fixes and dwarves.
But, and I cannot emphasise this enough, it is utterly, unforgivably, mawkishly hideous to have a Xmas tree made entirely of soft toys. Good grief, Walt-onites, it's like an unlit pyre of cuddles just waiting to go to their fiery future!!

Ahem. Sorry. But <shudder>