Just the Withers......

By JaneW

So proud !!!

Popped up to The Welcombe hills school today for their Christmas fair... It was FABULOUS .. Those children work so hard making gifts and lovely food hampers,bear in mind all these children have some form of special educational needs and/or limited mobility .. The quality of their work is outstanding .. Class ASH actually have a business which has its own gift bags .. The business is called ASH-PERATIONS .. They make little tiles and gifts for garden centres..
This leads me neatly on to Alice (pictured ) and her APPALLING sales technique ..

Me: hello darling ( to Alice at her stall )
Alice: JANE BUY IT .. (Thrusts bird tree ornament in to my hand)
Me: can I just look at the other stuff ?
Alice : BUY IT .. £2.50. Why are you still standing there ... Get it ..
Me: oh for gods sake hang on .
Alice : JANE HURRY UP ( propels me toward Bonnie who is furious that I'm not moving faster )

Bonnie : give that bird to me ( insert cross look )
Me : I'm buying it though ( I sound whiny )
Bonnie : TSSKKKKK I AM GETTING A BAG ( really realky glares now)
The bag is thrust back at me ... I'm then moved away by Bonnie as I'm now in the way ....

Shit service .... ;-)

I also spent £12 on NOTHING ....
I came away with a dreadful headache and sweating like a long distance runner ...
It was lovely though ... I love Alice I do ..

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