Secret Santa

I have a few girlfriends that I have know for a very long time. We love each other dearly. One is wise and knowledgable about everything, one is a gadget geek and the other I call acid tongue as she is very quick witted.
This arrived today to make me slightly flabbergasted and a bit bemused.
Turns out acid tongue has sent her secret Santa early. This tops the Easter egg ballon for the secret Santa a few years ago.
I will NOT be reading this or looking forward to the next issue!!!!!