Misleading advertising

"Daddy works in the place with the Coca Cola on tap and mountains of popcorn and colourful balloons everywhere and the joyful disco and everybody is happy and they share jokes. No wonder he stays there late sometimes, it is so much fun! Mum, when can I start working? I think I want to start working when I am 17. And work until I am 82" 

You will my child... 
Minus the Coca Cola, popcorn, balloons, disco and happy colleagues.