Naughty Secret Santa

We were delighted this evening to see Pixelfoto and Mr Pixelfoto. They are visiting the area for a couple of days, so came to visit us at home. A bit later on LooseCanon and Technophobe also popped round so we had a bit of a Blipmeet in the sitting room.It was so lovely to meet them both. Nikonabike and LC had already met the pair of them a month ago when they were all at Lakeland Photographic Holidays together, so it was a really pleasant evening.
AND NONE OF US TOOK ANY PHOTOS!! 
The only photos that I took today were of the Secret Santa presents under the Christmas tree in the office where I work.
We all synchronised our un-wrapping at 12:30, and there was lots of ripping and rustling (no - not my garments, the wrapping paper).
The limit to spend was £5. Some were funny gifts and some were sensible. An avid-snowboarder received a "Rasta-Hat" complete with a photo-shopped picture of himself skiing attached to it; a couple of people received small games; several staff had mugs; I received a giant calculator (being the accountant there); our secretary was very lucky and received a small mp3 player, fully loaded with all sorts of music chosen especially for her, which was very thoughtful; our boss's gift (being a wine "connoisseur") was a little red man which was a bottle opener. I shall leave it to your imagination as to where the corkscrew was. Naughty Santa! Everyone supposes it was purchased by one of the chaps upstairs, who is a bit of a prankster and often tells "dirty jokes". I wonder................???????????? Maybe it was someone that no-one suspects.  Someone who often uses a calculator?