William.

Well - not actually the lad himself - but the display of "William" merchandising in the Rosslyn Chapel gift shop.
I was there for a carol concert by the Cantiamo Choir, an acquaintance of mine is one of its members and William slept through it all on the pew behind me. He's getting on a bit now and can't last forever, his demise could knock a big hole in the chapel's income.