Elvis has entered the building

I don't normally like to go on about my charitable work but I gave the charity shop £17.80 and, in return, they gave me a carrier bag. When I got home, I found these records inside it.
King of America is what we call a swapsy but in the interest of being a good Dad, I'll give one copy to M. The worst of the two, obviously. I'm a good Dad, not a great Dad.

Went for a blowy, uphill run in the sun this morning and then got back and wrapped presents - trying to get them done before H arrived at some point today. We weren't sure what time she was due. Turns out it's tomorrow!