Attention All Wives!!!!!

I was in Dundee today, and I saw this in one of the local pub windows.....it really made me laugh, so I thought id catch a quick snap......lol
After I took this, " I got to thinking ".....

What things do pubs offer???......
1...Copious amounts of alcohol....as long as you're buying...
2...The road to a massive hangover the day after, if you adhere to number 1.....
3...Pub grub....theres a pub in Derry called Badgers, that is renowned for its good food...
4...A GREAT way to kill a few hours when you're bored...
5...A meeting place for friends, a great social scheme place...
6...The chance to watch the sports and not pay for it...
7...A great way to get the other half out of the house for the afore mentioned number 6, so that we women can watch whatever we darn well please on the TV...
8...The Pub unknowingly offers a great yet deadly way to pile on the pounds by doing too much of number 1, and 3 for that matter...
9...A great place to make a total fool of ones self by partaking yet again in too much of number 1...I feel a trend beginning...lol
10...A great way, as mentioned on this sign, of entertaining the other half, so that WE, can go and "quench our thirst" for our shopping bug...lol

" The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to go to all those meetings "
a.lewis