Nothing really

For ages today I stared at the screen trying to recall how to write something in excel. It was a fairly simple thing, and something I did on a regular basis several years ago.

But that was then and this is now and in between there's been so much stuff that seems to have bypassed the mince stage and turned my head into quorn.

Eventually a friend came, and seeing me straining to pull this lost thing out of my head, asked what the problem was. On being told the problem, he replied - very quickly and very quietly 'Less Than Zero'.