Don't leave me here with him! Please.

Sorry for the almost identical photo but it was all I took.
Poor old Rudi knows we're buggering off and leaving him all alone but for Mr bloody Blobby and the rats in the cellar for company. We're not total horrors though, a friend is popping round to give him a prod and he's got a mountain of food. He'll just form a nest of shed hair on the couch and sleep the whole time. Anyway he said he's Jewish and doesn't believe in the baby Jesus.