New baby

Yea-hay. Noo camrer

The kitchen never gets messy (now all the food comes in packets atheres never washing up) and the nut never needs a nap because he goes to bed at 7.30 and no one gets up before 7.30 now, and the shoe cupboard stays tidy and there are no beard clippings on the bathroom floor.

But all the same the nut was in the garden looking for aeroplanes with his binoculars and there's only so many crispy pancakes one can eat (so it transpires) so we think it's time for the daddy thing to head back.