Today I killed my camera.

A word of advice...before you throw your camera bag over your shoulder - make sure it is zipped up.

The sight of my Nikon flying through the air on to the hard floor was not a pretty one.
It now takes black photos.

In fairness it's probably had at least four lifetimes in my hands. The SD card door has broken off and all the markings on the buttons had worn off a long time ago.
So that's that. Game over!