Murphy...

...hates water, he detests getting wet.

Here he is seen enjoying a day at our local beach with the scenic Blackness Castle in the background. To get to this spot we had to cross marshes, streams in spate, deep muddy woodland puddles and traverse rock pools.

I think from his expression and waggy tail you can tell he is thoroughly having a great time!

I don't know what doggy body language is for "You utter utter b*stards" but I'm sure this must come pretty close.