Pah!!

"I make it 57 consecutive wet days now we've been chained up outside this sodding restaurant - and it's not even open today,  the staff have gone home to put their feet up in front of the TV and stuff their faces - if they haven't gone to the sales. And what about us, left here to guard the premises? A flimsy rain hat and a couple of wrists warmers don't do any good. Why did I even bother to varnish my claws when the streets are empty and there are no customers about?
Oh, wait, here's a blipper! Paying us some attention! Well, thank goodness for Blipfoto I say, long may it continue!"

And so say all of us...