Reluctant brotherhood

Guinness (black): Frrriends?

Jaffa (ginger): No.

Guinness (rolling on his back): But surely, frrriends?

Jaffa (walking away): Be gone.

Guinness (following by pushing himself along the carpet on his side): But I want to friend you!

Jaffa (sitting down and ignoring Guinness): ........

Guinness: Pleeeeeese, frrriends?

Jaffa: Please, Vertical, remove this lump of friendliness somewhere away from me...

(This has been going on for more than a year now. Jaffa is not giving in, Guinness is not giving up. Cats' patience...)