Mummy never wears this stuff,
the only time I saw her was when she went for photo's,
so I have no idea what it is, what it does,
but can I play, please?
Slap a bit on here, wack a bit there,
smoother my cheeks in purple,
lipstick up to the ears,
concealer to cover my perfections,
Smile for the camera,
as daddy heads my direction with wet wipes,
Interesting, but yea you can keep it,
sticky and messy,
no fun to clean up,
No wonder mummy doesn't bother,
too much hassle!!