The Newcomer

Who are you?  asked Dave

The Right Honourable Sir Gregory Squigglebum he replied.......

(he said bum giggled Dave.................)

That's a very long name said Dave - can we call you Greg instead?

No.............

Why are you purple asked Dave?

I'm purple because I'm posh...............

(he said bum giggled Dave..............)

Why are you sitting in a bucket asked Dave

Because I have spent the last few days sitting in a tree and your mistress spotted me and asked a friend to rescue me - my legs and posterior are still a tad damp

(he said posterior giggled Dave - that means his bum.........)

Oh grow up Dave -  never said Dave.............