I'd rather you didn't....

....spill your oil all over the ground. Filled up Tatonka the Titan truck today and spotted this lovely but deadly abstract flowing our from under an old clunker at the neighboring pump. I did point it out to the gentleman who sadly shook his head saying he couldn't afford to pay for repairs. A younger man with him slid out of the truck...looked at the sheen; then at me. I thought at this point my hair would be blown back by a bellow....but the young man said, "That's not good, dad. I'll take it in for repairs tomorrow....otherwise we'll be drinking that from our faucet in a couple of days." This day wins!  So I bought a lottery ticket.....  :-D