I've Waited Hours For This....

Today was one of those days at work.

Start one thing, get interrupted, finish with the interruption, get interrupted again, get back to your original work, phone rings; stop, deal with phone call, another interruption, caffine requirement.

Boss says to me "Plans for this weekend".

Me, "Thinking about getting completely topped upon booze tonight, and sleeping it off the rest of the weekend".

Boss, "Oh, great, hope it's not work making you feel like that".

Me, "No work is making me feel like taking my pen and ramming it up my nostril until it punctures my brain".

Boss, "Ah, good, that's okay then, coffee?"

By 3 pm I had cleared interruptions, phone calls, and shippings.

By 4.30 I had reconciled a massive account which made me do a happy dance, and even whirl round on my chair.

The weekend was approaching - and I had managed to reconcile that account with my buttocks clenched!

Happy Weekend Folks!