Worth millions?

After visiting the Turner Prize Exhibition we got into a discussion about the value of art and got sidetracked to the most expensive photographs. In the top 10 are a couple of pictures by Andreas Gursky who (possibly inadvertently) does his best to justify that art is the domain of the bourgeoises. His top selling photos are shot straight on to places with horizontal lines and are, in my working-class lads, humble opinion pretty bland. So I thought today would be a good opportunity to see if I can make my fortune by channelling the skill of Gursky.

First person to offer me over £1 million gets a 24 x 18 print of the above - bargain if you ask me!